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Saturday, November 10, 2012

You might be a college student if...

1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student. 2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match. 3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal. 4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. 5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Now I...

Now I Lay Me Down to Study, I Pray the Lord I Won't Go Nutty. If I Should Fail to Learn this Junk, I Pray the Lord I Will Not Flunk. But If I Do, Don't Pity Me at All, Just Lay My Bones In the Study Hall. Tell My Prof I Did My Best, Then Pile My Books upon My Chest. Now I Lay Me Down to Rest, And... Sign in to see full entry.

Not the response she hoped for...

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything." He... Sign in to see full entry.

Teach...Can ya change my grade plz?

To: Professor _______________ From: ____________________ I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons: __1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. __2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did. __3.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Learn your students names

It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very... Sign in to see full entry.

Hope this is an april fool's letter

Dear Mother and Dad: It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing and am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any further unless you are... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

school

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." --Groucho Marx 1890-1977 This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with: "He was a dark and stormy knight...." In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming... Sign in to see full entry.

books

By R. J. Heathorn (* PUNCH, May 9, 1962) A new aid to rapid--almost magical--learning has made its appearance. Indications are that if it catches on all the electronic gadgets will be so much junk. The new device is known as Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge. The makers generally call it by its... Sign in to see full entry.

One more political

It's Friday night and President Bill is working late in the White House. Suddenly the big, red telephone on his desk rings. [President Bill] Hello! Hello! [Voice on the line] President Bill! We have a report that Boris Yeltsin just ordered the launch of all Russian missiles in a full-scale nuclear... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

More Political Jokes

I voted for Bill Clinton and would again if he could run again. Just some humor to lighten the gloom and doom predictions by everybody....enjoy! A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him playing with cow... Sign in to see full entry.