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Saturday, October 27, 2012

Gotta love that son in law!

Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family. Mueller is dragged off to court with his wife and mother-in-law and are sentenced to corporal... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Oneupmanship at its finest!

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I have a... Sign in to see full entry.

Get me to mannheim on time!

One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the ticket man: "Sir. I really need you to do me a favor, I have to get down this train in Mannheim, but I'm very tired and it is for sure that I will fall asleep. So what I want you to do is that you wake me up in... Sign in to see full entry.

Who says you can't be creative when tired?

I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain. Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on my front window I suddenly had a... Sign in to see full entry.

The meaning behind the brand...

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented All Un-informed Drivers Insulted All Unnecessary Devices Installed BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips... Sign in to see full entry.

Does anybody know what time it is?

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Create your own rules when you don't want to follow those already made

We do not advise following any of the below driving rules to any extent. Driving should be taken seriously at all times. The below jokes are simply here for entertainment purposes. When using a metered entrance ramp, vehicles in the carpool lane do not need to stop. Similarly, vehicles NOT in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Well he is stubborn!

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

3 jokes for the morning

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs. A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He... Sign in to see full entry.

A man died...

A man died and went to heaven joke: Man died n went to heaven, stood in front of St Peter. Saw huge wall of clocks behind him. The man asked what all the clocks were. St Peter explained, "These are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Everytime a person lies the clock hands move. "Oh,"... Sign in to see full entry.

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