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There's your sign

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "Nope," said... Sign in to see full entry.

You are my inspiration

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other... Sign in to see full entry.

For Men

WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry. We need... = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You’ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you... Sign in to see full entry.

A Bargain I Can't Pass Up!

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That... Sign in to see full entry.

I followed the directions to a T

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received the... Sign in to see full entry.

Quickies

Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, 'Bout what?" Where was the toothbrush invented? Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have... Sign in to see full entry.

Wanna buy a frog?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks... Sign in to see full entry.

Man's Best Friend

The Blind And The Dog John was waiting to cross the street when a blind man approached with his guide-dog. The traffic sign turned green and instead of helping its master to cross, the dog raised its rear leg and peed on the shoes of the blind man. Observing that, the blind man reached into his... Sign in to see full entry.

Barnyard Relatives

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?" "Yes," his wife replied.... Sign in to see full entry.

Barnyard Relatives

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?" "Yes," his wife replied.... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh no you didn't!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

There's your sign

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

You are my inspiration

For Men

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

A Bargain I Can't Pass Up!

I followed the directions to a T

Quickies

Wanna buy a frog?

Monday, October 15, 2012

Man's Best Friend

Barnyard Relatives

Barnyard Relatives

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