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Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, 'Bout what?" Where was the toothbrush invented? Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have... Sign in to see full entry.

Wanna buy a frog?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks... Sign in to see full entry.

Man's Best Friend

The Blind And The Dog John was waiting to cross the street when a blind man approached with his guide-dog. The traffic sign turned green and instead of helping its master to cross, the dog raised its rear leg and peed on the shoes of the blind man. Observing that, the blind man reached into his... Sign in to see full entry.

Barnyard Relatives

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?" "Yes," his wife replied.... Sign in to see full entry.

Barnyard Relatives

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?" "Yes," his wife replied.... Sign in to see full entry.

Eye have a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea It plainly marks four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee four two long And eye can put the error rite Its rarely... Sign in to see full entry.

Never underestimate the intelligence of your wife!

A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNI NG WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP... Sign in to see full entry.

Wedding Anniversary A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got... Sign in to see full entry.

Why aren't you listening to me?

Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As... Sign in to see full entry.

Technology problems

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from a... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh no you didn't!

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Quickies

Wanna buy a frog?

Monday, October 15, 2012

Man's Best Friend

Barnyard Relatives

Barnyard Relatives

Eye have a spelling chequer

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Never underestimate the intelligence of your wife!

Why aren't you listening to me?

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Technology problems

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