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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

I can read the signs

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well!" and turned around and drove home. On his way home, the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS EIGHT MILES". By the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Santa

The santa set gets very warm at times. Santa has on that heavy costume...mix the 2 and you get problems. Santa keeps dozing off on the set. What makes matters worse is that he is hard of hearing. Last year when Santa would fall asleep we would take a picture of him and that usually woke him. This... Sign in to see full entry.

Mirror Mirror

There were two blondes walking down the street and they spotted a compact. They rushed over to see who it belonged to so they could return it. The first one opens it and says, "This person looks familiar". The second one says, "Let me see." She looks at her friend and says, "Silly, that's me!" Sign in to see full entry.

Who says you have to be smart to get into MIT?

These are actual student evaulation comments taken from an MIT course evaluation guide in the fall semester of 1991. "This class was a religious experience for me... I had to take it all on faith." "Text makes a satisfying `thud' when dropped on the floor." "The class is worthwhile because I need it... Sign in to see full entry.

Honest Johnny

Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free. As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. "I am 4 years old". "And when will you be six years old?" asks the driver. “When I get off the bus"... Sign in to see full entry.

Clever!

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

ASk a stupid question...

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again.... Sign in to see full entry.

Never ask a question that you are not sure of the answer!

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. “This,” she said, “I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?” “No, madam,” replied the attendant. “That one’s called a mirror.” Sign in to see full entry.

Mom knows best!

A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah, O.K."... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Why didn't they have these form letters when I was in school?

Dear Parent(s), Date: I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of interest to both of us. Please send me: __ Money (Cash) Amount: _____ __ Food (Cookies) Dozens: _____ __ Clean clothes! Relationships: __ What? __ I am in love with myself. __ I am in love! __ I am engaged.... Sign in to see full entry.