birds
What bird represents freedom? The Eagle What bird represents peace? The Dove What bird represents true love? The Swallow Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 15, 2013
3 guys
There was an English man, Irish man And a Scottish man who all wanted to get into the RAF.So the English man went up to the Sargeant and asked him how to get in the RAF so the Sargeant told him you had to go blow up a building without anyone seeing him.So that night he went to blow up a building and... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, November 14, 2013
ONE UPMANSHIP TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL
There are three guys in a sauna. All of a sudden there is a beep. so guy number one slaps his hand, and guy number two asks what that was. Guy one says he got his beeper implanted in his hand. He goes off and reurns his call. A little while later he comes back and hears a cell phone jingle, and guy... Sign in to see full entry.
Genies
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows, it'll cost us a fortune to repair. Of course, she immediately shanked her drive right through the... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
May offend so don't read it if you think it might
A man walk up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman imediately goes to her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and proceeds to explain why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with your... Sign in to see full entry.
Viagra
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it. When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly. "Do you sell Viagra here?" The pharmacist... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
be specific
This guy walks into a bar and ask the bar tender for a drink. He gets his drink and minds his own business and looks up and down the bar. To his amazement, he is stunned to see a 10' pianist on top of the bar. "Hey bartender," he says..."What is that 10' pianist doing on top of your bar?" "Well, you... Sign in to see full entry.
subterfuge
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two... Sign in to see full entry.
new words
1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it,... Sign in to see full entry.
What do you call...
What surgical operation would you suggest for someone who constantly "has their head up their arse"? A lobottomy (lo-bottom-y). Sign in to see full entry.