Oh no you didn't!

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Thursday, November 7, 2013

Duck hunting docs

Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks... Sign in to see full entry.

What a marvelous deduction

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective, Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling tales about himself in which he was the laughing-stock. Here is one of those stories. As he tells it, he was waiting at a taxi- stand outside the railway station in Paris. When a taxi pulled... Sign in to see full entry.

Wrightisms

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time. I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not... Sign in to see full entry.

11th commandment

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

oh God No!

A photographer, who was a confirmed athiest, decided to go into the woods to get photos of the fall foliage. It was a beautiful day....fall colors, birds chirping, babbling brook, and a gentle breeze rustling the leaves. While snapping shots, the athiest heard a noise behind him, and whirled around... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh My!

Q:Why did Minie Mouse get kicked out of the sand box? A:Becase she sat on Pinochio's face and said "Lie to me Pinochio lie!" Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

who's driving

In June a replacement bus driver hired by Greyhound during the drivers' strike met the bus he was to drive from Delaware to New York City. However, a passenger on the bus wound up driving to New York because the substitute driver could not drive a stick shift. Sign in to see full entry.

help me doc

A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "I'm sure I can." the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 4, 2013

Grandson II

mom: do you want a baby brother or sister? grandson: no all they do is sleep and poop mom: well you did grandson: no i was never a baby. i was a dog for 10 minutes then a little boy Sign in to see full entry.

My Grandson

Mom can I have a kit kat? No But I already had one. How? It fell into my mouth. Sign in to see full entry.