Oh no you didn't!

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Sunday, March 30, 2014

uh oh

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you." Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

pkging

The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said, “Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up, Handle With Care.’” “Yes sir,” the worker replied. “And... Sign in to see full entry.

brains

A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain. Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats. A... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 28, 2014

rebel

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the... Sign in to see full entry.

hypothesis

A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Do you suffer from job burn out?

Top ten ways that you know you are suffering from "job burnout" 10. You're so tired; you now answer the phone, "Hell." 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!!" 8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box. 7. You wake up to discover that your bed is on... Sign in to see full entry.

God's Infinite Wisdom!

God created the donkey & said to him: “You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You will be a donkey. “The donkey answered: “I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too much. Give... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

dr dr

A doctor calls his patient and says; the check you gave me for my bill came back. The patient replied: So did my arthritis! Sign in to see full entry.

Fluffy and the doughnuts

Someone made a comment about the one liner comebacks from cops and it reminded me of a joke from Gabriel Iglesias. Very funny and does some awesome sound effects. I usually am ROFLMAO. So here is a link to share what happened to him one time when he went to buy doughnuts...... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

pay day

One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it. The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How come,” the supervisor inquired, “you didn’t say anything when you were overpaid?” Unperturbed, the... Sign in to see full entry.