ha!
Now that we are into renaming things like Mount Diablo, President Obama wants to rename the San Andreas Fault. His suggestion, Bush's Fault. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Friday, May 9, 2014
drunk in cemetery
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noises coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the... Sign in to see full entry.
Lil Johnny strikes again!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44? ‘Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' Sign in to see full entry.
I think she is blonde!
T EACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O! Sign in to see full entry.
oh no!
Q. Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirror? A. So they can use handicapped parking. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, May 8, 2014
how many!???
A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet. He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way" he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but... Sign in to see full entry.
did you really just say that?
Boss: You should have been here at 9.30 a.m. Employee: Why what happened? Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
children
It is truly said that children brighten a home - they never turn the lights off. Sign in to see full entry.
assignments
A fifth grader class was on an educational trip. As they rode along in the school bus, the teacher noticed that one boy was lying facedown in the aisle of the bus with his hands over his eyes. “Why are you lying in the aisle like that.” “Well,” said the boy, “if you don’t see anything, you don’t... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, May 5, 2014
who says sailing is easy?
Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did; for years he guided merchant ships all over the world. Never did stormy seas or pirates get the best of him. He was admired by his crew and fellow captains. However, there was one thing different about... Sign in to see full entry.