groaner
What did the moon say to the sun? So big and cant come out at night! Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 7, 2014
in the court
Judge: Haven’t I seen you before? Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. Judge: Twenty years! Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, November 6, 2014
highway
A hesitant driver, waiting for a traffic jam to clear, came to a complete stop on the freeway ramp. The traffic thinned, but the driver still waited. Finally a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried, "The sign says 'Yield', not "give up!" Sign in to see full entry.
jeb
Jeb and Jethro live in the hills, about 5 miles outside of town. Jeb asks Jethro to go in to town to pick up some lumber. Jethro walks the 5 miles to town to the local lumberyard. "Jeb says we're gonna need some 4 x 2's" Jethro tells the yardman. "Do you mean 2 x 4's?" asks the yardman. "Well, I... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
traffic receipt
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation. “Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.” Sign in to see full entry.
ungrateful!
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” The son-in-law... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
groaner alert
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts... Sign in to see full entry.
Dorothy
Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz? She had three men giving her directions. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, November 3, 2014
science humor
Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks, "What's wrong?" "I have lost my electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!" Sign in to see full entry.
drinking
Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba. "Do what?" asked Johnny Ray. "Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba. Sign in to see full entry.