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Friday, December 5, 2014

frightened woman

A woman burst out of the examining room screaming after her young physician tells her she is pregnant. The director of the clinic stopped her and asked what the problem was. After she tells him what happened, the doctors had her sit down and relax in another room and he marched down the hallway... Sign in to see full entry.

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what i never want to hear

Things Not to Hear During Surgery,Part I Darn, there go the lights again... Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. Bo!... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 4, 2014

king of the jungle

One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He saunters over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roars, "Who's the king of this jungle?" The monkey scampers down from the tree, bows to the lion and stammered, "Wh..wh...why you are Mr. Lion." A few minutes later, the lion comes across a... Sign in to see full entry.

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groaner

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows". Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 3, 2014

judge should never ask

The judge warned the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?” “I do.” “Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?” “Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.” Sign in to see full entry.

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smart

Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three times a day. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 2, 2014

haircuts

Two barbershops were in red-hot competition. One put up a sign advertising haircuts for 7-dollars. His competitor put up one that read, “We repair 7-dollars hair cuts.” Sign in to see full entry.

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just trying to help

A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked' "Now what?" to which the boy turned and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 1, 2014

oooo

Mrs. Kinsey was one of those women with a natural curiosity. She had to know everything about everything. “How is it,” she asked the dentist one day, “that such little hole in my tooth feels so big to my tongue?” “Well,” said the dentist, “you know how a woman’s tongue exaggerates.” Sign in to see full entry.

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groaner

A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics: are you the fish fryer? Oh, no, the cleric answers, I'm the chip monk! Sign in to see full entry.

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