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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

wish list

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 22, 2014

job interview

An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?" She quickly responded, "The living one." Sign in to see full entry.

you know...

You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When... · You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. · Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. · All of your friends have an @ in their names. ·... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

vampires on the town

Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at him suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What’ll be, boys?" The first vampire says "Blood. Give me blood." The second vampire says "I too wish for blood!" The third vampire says "Give me plasma." The Bartender smiles and says "Got... Sign in to see full entry.

tired man

A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?" "It was... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

oh lil johnny

The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather insufficiently clad. “There was one a boy,” he said, “who was so eager to go out and play with his sled that he didn’t put a coat or scarf on; he caught a chill, the chill led to pneumonia and he died!” The teacher... Sign in to see full entry.

lil johnny at it again

"Lil Johnny, if you have 20 dollars and Bill takes away 14. What would you have?” said the teacher. "A fight!” answers Lil Johnny. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

lil johnny

History Teacher: "Why was George Washington standing in the bow of the boat as the army crossed the Delaware?" Lil Johnny: "Because he knew if he sat down, he would have to row." Sign in to see full entry.

neighborhood troublemakers

Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys. So the boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the boys. The priest asks to speak to the boys alone, requesting to see the youngest first.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

priceless

A man not knowledgeable of antiques, or their history, was standing next to a woman who was looking at a century old painting. As she stood admiring the priceless painting she said to the man that the painting went back to Louie The Fourteenth. The man replied to her that that was nothing, that he... Sign in to see full entry.