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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

i wish...

A man found a brass lamp, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire," the genie said. The man replied, "I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try." "Poof!" Said the genie.... Sign in to see full entry.

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i wish...

A man found a brass lamp, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire," the genie said. The man replied, "I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try." "Poof!" Said the genie.... Sign in to see full entry.

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3 lil old ladies

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 15, 2014

golfing

First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.” Second golfer: “How so?” First golfer: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows.” Second golfer: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?”... Sign in to see full entry.

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if a man

If a man is in the forest, talking to himself, with no woman around is he still wrong? well of course he is! Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 14, 2014

engaged

My sister and her fiance came home for the holidays. They announced their engagement. My sister showed my dad her engagement ring. My dad said "Oh a cahardly!" My sister had this puzzled look on her face and said "What?" My dad responded "I can hardly see it." Oh she was miffed to say the least. Sign in to see full entry.

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meeting future son in law

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. “So what are your plans?” The father asks the young man. “I am a Torah scholar.” He... Sign in to see full entry.

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throw out the windo

Obama chuckles to Michelle "I could throw 1000 bill out the window and make one person happy." Michelle chuckles and says "I could throw ten 100 bills out the window and make 10 people happy." The pilot looks at his co-pilot and says "Such big shots back there. I could throw them out the window and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 12, 2014

accident

I saw this on fb and had to share with all of you..... A man was driving down the road and rear ended a car. Slowly the other driver got out of the car. And you know how you get stressed and just the littlest thing will get you laughing even if it is inappropriate? Well out popped a dwarf! He... Sign in to see full entry.

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im sorry to tell you

Doctor: I’m sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal. Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper. Doctor: To make your will? Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite. Sign in to see full entry.

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