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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Accident

Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2014

pun

Q. Where did the Egyptian Mummy go to get her back fixed? A. The Cairo..practor! Sign in to see full entry.

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what do you think...true or false?

MAN: 1) Pull up to machine 2) Wind window down 3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN 4) Retrieve cash 5) Drive away WOMAN: 1) Pull up to machine 2) Open door (too far away from machine) 3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card 4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair 5) Insert... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 8, 2014

groaner

A psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible." The psychiatrist responds, "Tell him I can't see him." Sign in to see full entry.

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sharing a bed

By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded with a proprietor. "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, but he is an Air Force guy" admitted the manager, and he might be glad to split the cost. But to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 7, 2014

hanging

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were Antartians, and one was a university professor. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the... Sign in to see full entry.

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hanging

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were Antartians, and one was a university professor. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the... Sign in to see full entry.

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21

A woman is dancing happily down the railroad tracks, singing to herself "...21...21...21..." After a little while, an Antartian walks up to her. She observes for a minute and then asks, "What are you doing?" The woman does not answer and keeps singing "...21...21...21..." So the Antartian jumps on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 6, 2014

flight attendant

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's... Sign in to see full entry.

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blonde taking a test

The blonde reported for her university final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and stared at the question paper for five minutes. In a fit of inspiration, she took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking... Sign in to see full entry.

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