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Sunday, March 8, 2015

diner

A young man just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver. The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir? The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

angel

One morning a wife told her husband that she had a dream of an angel telling her to wish anything three times will be granted to her on the spot. The husband laughed at her and said, "Don't be silly dear, nothing like that ever happened" The wife tried to insist that it was not an ordinary dream, it... Sign in to see full entry.

genie

A man was on a beach when he discovered an old lamp in the sand. He rubbed it and a genie popped out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes. The only condition is that you cannot wish for more wishes." "Alright," said the man, "I wish for more genies." Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

speeding

Speed Trap A Police officer had been told by his sergeant that he was to bring up his quota of speeding fines, he decided to park and use his radar gun flashing the cars as they drove by on a busy street. Well one hour went by then two and no one was speeding. After about six hours a lone car came... Sign in to see full entry.

what's my chances?

Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. "Yours is the tenth case I've treated; the others all died." Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

haircuts

Two barbershops were in red-hot competition. One put up a sign advertising haircuts for 7-dollars. His competitor put up one that read, “We repair 7-dollars hair cuts.” Sign in to see full entry.

Lil johnny's brother

Teacher: What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy? Tommy: Don’t Know. Teacher: Bark, Tommy. Tommy: Woof, Woof. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

groaner!

A fellow was telling his buddies that in the evenings, he goes out and drinks and carries on with women,but always goes back home by 8:00 O'clock.He describes it as "sin till 8 ting" Sign in to see full entry.

groaner alert

Q. What’s a mouse's favorite game? A. Hide and squeak!!! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

joke from facebook

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. S ir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he... Sign in to see full entry.