lil johnny on the loose again
Timothy:Why are you catching so many fleas? Lil Johnny:Didn't you see the Notice Board? There's going to be a Flea Market at our Apartment Lobby tomorrow morning. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
fastest way
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?" Billy says, "In the car." Paddy says, "That's the quickest way." Sign in to see full entry.
st paddy's day
Why do bagpipers always walk when they play? To get away from the noise Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, March 16, 2015
antarian
An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son,... Sign in to see full entry.
why
Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? A. When it’s time to g back to their childhood, they ‘re already there. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, March 15, 2015
wanted...
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." Sign in to see full entry.
watering
"Did you water the plants, Sofia, asked the mistress of the house?" “Of course, ma’am,” Sofia said. “Don’t you hear the water dripping on the carpet?” Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
dr dr
Patient: Doctor, doctor I have only 58 seconds to live!!!!!! Doctor: I’ll be with you in a minute Sign in to see full entry.
dr dr
A man consults a therapist and states, “Doc, I’m suicidal. What should I do?” The doctor replies, “Pay in advance.” Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
two friends
Two friends are talking and one says to the other; “I am so tired of people not understanding what I'm talking about. His friend asks; “What do you mean?” Sign in to see full entry.