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Monday, March 16, 2015

antarian

An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son,... Sign in to see full entry.

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why

Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? A. When it’s time to g back to their childhood, they ‘re already there. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 15, 2015

wanted...

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." Sign in to see full entry.

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watering

"Did you water the plants, Sofia, asked the mistress of the house?" “Of course, ma’am,” Sofia said. “Don’t you hear the water dripping on the carpet?” Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 11, 2015

dr dr

Patient: Doctor, doctor I have only 58 seconds to live!!!!!! Doctor: I’ll be with you in a minute Sign in to see full entry.

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dr dr

A man consults a therapist and states, “Doc, I’m suicidal. What should I do?” The doctor replies, “Pay in advance.” Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

two friends

Two friends are talking and one says to the other; “I am so tired of people not understanding what I'm talking about. His friend asks; “What do you mean?” Sign in to see full entry.

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one upmanship

Two rather old retired racehorses are in a bar getting totally drunk. After about two hours the first racehorse says "You know.... when I was a young racehorse...from one hundred starts, I won (hic) 90 races, got 5 seconds and 5 thirds.... I am without doubt the greatest racehorse that ever... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 9, 2015

irish

An Irishman proposed to his girl friend on Saint Patrick’s Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. On learning it wasn't real she protested vehemently about his cheapness. He explained that in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, he picked her a sham rock. Sign in to see full entry.

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irish

An Irishman proposed to his girl friend on Saint Patrick’s Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. On learning it wasn't real she protested vehemently about his cheapness. He explained that in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, he picked her a sham rock. Sign in to see full entry.

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