grey hair
Two women are talking about marriage. One woman says: “ I wonder if my husband will love me when my hair is gray.” “Why not? He’s loved you through three shades already.” Replied her friend. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, March 20, 2015
court
These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q:... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 19, 2015
in flight attendant
An airline captain was helping a new Antartian flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's... Sign in to see full entry.
exams
The Antartian reported for her university final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and stared at the question paper for five minutes. In a fit of inspiration, she took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
golfer
Did you hear about the golfer trying to buy a new golf club? He looked at club after club after club. His friend asked him "Why are you taking so long?" He replied "I am looking for a hole in one!" Sign in to see full entry.
lil johnny on the loose again
Timothy:Why are you catching so many fleas? Lil Johnny:Didn't you see the Notice Board? There's going to be a Flea Market at our Apartment Lobby tomorrow morning. Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
fastest way
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?" Billy says, "In the car." Paddy says, "That's the quickest way." Sign in to see full entry.
st paddy's day
Why do bagpipers always walk when they play? To get away from the noise Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, March 16, 2015
antarian
An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son,... Sign in to see full entry.
why
Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? A. When it’s time to g back to their childhood, they ‘re already there. Sign in to see full entry.