puns to you
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with athlete's foot. Where did the kittens go on their class trip? To a mewseum. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, March 29, 2015
for adnohr knock knock
knock knock who's there oddley hee oddley hee who I didn't know you could yodel Sign in to see full entry.
lil johnny on the loose again
Lil Johnny had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, March 28, 2015
what we learn in movies
15 things we wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for the movies 1. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. 2. You're very likely to survive any... Sign in to see full entry.
manuscript
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying from copies, not the original manuscripts. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this, pointing out that if there were an error... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, March 27, 2015
knock knock
Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up! Sign in to see full entry.
lil johnny on the loose again
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 26, 2015
dentist
Mrs. Kinsey was one of those women with a natural curiosity. She had to know everything about everything. “How is it,” she asked the dentist one day, “that such little hole in my tooth feels so big to my tongue?” “Well,” said the dentist, “you know how a woman’s tongue exaggerates.” Sign in to see full entry.
knock knock
Knock, Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
seance
A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, "Hello Margaret, this is meeee..." "Fred," she answered.... Sign in to see full entry.