last of the easter jokes
What do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead. What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick! Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, April 6, 2015
men and their pregnant wives
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God,... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, April 5, 2015
easter jokes II
Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race? A: Because an egg beater! Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A: a hot cross bunny Sign in to see full entry.
easter jokes
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny! Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, April 3, 2015
Joke from Ellen II
Why was the farmer covered in baby chickens? He was a chick magnet! Sign in to see full entry.
joke from Ellen
A joke from Ellen Degeneres.... Why did the watch go on vacation? It wanted to unwind... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, April 2, 2015
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?" The trainer replied; “Use the ATM outside the gym!!!" Sign in to see full entry.
what's all the ruckus?
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked,... Sign in to see full entry.
did you hear the one about?
Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper pants, a paper shirt, paper boots, and wore a paper hat? The Sheriff arrested him for rustling. Sign in to see full entry.
cat meds
How to give a cat a pill. 1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to... Sign in to see full entry.