groaner
Q. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? A. It's pasture bed time Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Sunday, April 19, 2015
what...
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems! Sign in to see full entry.
fishing
Two brothers John and Mike went fishing, every time John threw his hook he caught a fish but Mike was very unlucky. By the end of the day John had caught more than twenty fish but Mike had caught nothing. Next day Mike woke up very early in the morning, dressed in John's clothes and carried John's... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, April 18, 2015
in the hospital
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. After a chat about... Sign in to see full entry.
donation
Banta's son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool. Banta: Give him a glass of water. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, April 17, 2015
stormy night
It was a stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains and his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. A headlight started to approach him from behind. He turned back and noticed a car coming forth very slowly. He walked up to it, opened the door,... Sign in to see full entry.
shopping
A mother and daughter were out shopping at the mall. The mother saw an expensive fur coat and stated, "This year, I think I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me and I think this fur coat would be perfect too." The daughter protested, "But mom, some helpless, poor creature... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, April 16, 2015
you are from the southwest if
1. You get a movie and bait in the same store. 2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural. 3. After fifteen years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?" 4. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense. 5. Everyone has 2 first names. Sign in to see full entry.
if you live in florida
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon. 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars. 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist. 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people 6. You don't... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life." The child thought about this for a moment. "So why is the groom wearing... Sign in to see full entry.