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Thursday, April 9, 2015

josephine

There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me; can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away? Take it easy, cats don’t hurt... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 8, 2015

at the girlfriends house

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He... Sign in to see full entry.

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glass eye

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from just in time to notice a young woman looking down. "Is this yours?" he asked. She said, "Yes, could you bring... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

knock knock adnohr

Knock Knock Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris locked that’s why I am knocking! Sign in to see full entry.

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knock knock adnohr

Knock Knock Who's there? Iran! Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this! Sign in to see full entry.

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Dave Lettermen's Top Ten Tax Deductions

10. Charitable contribution to New York Knicks 9. Hundreds of D-cell batteries used to power Paul Shaffer 8. Alimony to my ex-wife, Carmen Electra 7. The fifty bucks a year I send Mom 6. Dry cleaning of guest chair after visits by Richard Simmons 5. Sponsoring the Late Show monster truck 4. Medical... Sign in to see full entry.

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Messing with the IRS

HOW TO MESS WITH THE IRS Write a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has to be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what its on. Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a Kroger sack. When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 6, 2015

last of the easter jokes

What do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead. What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick! Sign in to see full entry.

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men and their pregnant wives

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 5, 2015

easter jokes II

Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race? A: Because an egg beater! Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A: a hot cross bunny Sign in to see full entry.

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