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Monday, April 27, 2015

IN THE PARK

Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he new the other two.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

for naut

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge." Sign in to see full entry.

groaner

Q: Why did the T-rex go to the doctor? A: Because he had a Dino-sore! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 25, 2015

2 ladies

Two elderly ladies meet at the market after not seeing each other for some time. One asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Rodger died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped dead right there in the vegetable patch." "Oh dear, I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

school is in

In a Classroom the teacher asks; Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

clocks

man is in a pawnshop and sees this beautiful Grandfather Clock and winds up buying it. He asks the owner if he can deliver the clock and the owner replies that he cannot make deliveries. So only living a few blocks away the man decides to strap the clock on his back and carry it the few blocks.... Sign in to see full entry.

oopsie!

I rish Saw mill Accident.... Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local saw mill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital... Sign in to see full entry.

7th

After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus. “Say,” Peter said, “How’s it going?” “Going? You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me- what’s today’s date?” “July seventh.” “Right. The seventh day, of the seventh month. I go to the... Sign in to see full entry.

scott

“Hi? Is this the mental hospital?” “Yes, it is.” “Can I speak to Mr. Scott in room ten? “One moment and I’ll connect you …. I’m sorry, Mr. Scott in not answering.” “Good. That means I must have really escaped.” Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

soccer

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal... Sign in to see full entry.