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Sunday, May 10, 2015

sunday school

I n Sunday school little Kathy was drawing a Nativity picture…. There were Mary and Joseph, shepherds and wise men. “What’s that in the corner Kathy?” asked the teacher. “That’s their TV, of course,” replied Kathy. Sign in to see full entry.

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ponder this

Did you ever notice? When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"? Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 9, 2015

gambling

A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette table she says, "I have no idea what number to play." A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 25. The wheel is spun, and 30 comes up. The smile drifted from the... Sign in to see full entry.

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lil johnny on the loose again

Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going.” Lil Johnny: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?" Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 8, 2015

tightwad

A tightwad was looking for a gift to give a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken and he could purchase it for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit. In due time he received a note:... Sign in to see full entry.

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guess

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack." The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2015

lil johnny on the loose again

Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" Lil Johnny responded "Because George still had the axe in is hand." Sign in to see full entry.

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proposal

Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn’t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. “Darling! He blurted out, “Will you marry me?” “Of course, I will, you silly boy,” she replied, “Who’s speaking?” Sign in to see full entry.

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groaner

A French man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and past security, he was captured only three blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such... Sign in to see full entry.

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question

Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock? A. Look, No hands! Sign in to see full entry.

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