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Thursday, April 30, 2015

babysitting

Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren...all boys. The kids always wanted to play ''war,'' and Grandpa somehow always got coaxed into the game. His daughter came to pick up the kids early one Saturday and witnessed Grandpa take a fake shot as Jason... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

looooooool

In a saloon in the old West, a large crowd of cowboys was drinking and carousing with the dance hall girls. In walked a greenhorn Easterner, a dry goods supplier from New York. He sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. Just then a boy ran in from outside through the swinging doors, completely out... Sign in to see full entry.

for mr graysome

Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless! Sign in to see full entry.

groaner

Lil Johnny's father came home from work one night to find him sitting on the cat, with a pen and paper in his hand. “Why are you sitting on Felix?” he asked. “Well, teacher told us to write an essay on the family pet.” Sign in to see full entry.

rooster

A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock. - S.C. Herald-Journal - Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

groaner alert

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side? He's alright now! Sign in to see full entry.

perspective

A husband asks: Why do you weep and snuffle over a TV program and the imaginary sadness of people you have never met? Wife: For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don’t know makes a touchdown. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 27, 2015

overheard

At a party the hostess served a guest a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. Next, she served some to a minister. “I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips!” he shouted. Hearing this, the first man poured his punch back and said, “I didn’t know we had a choice!” Sign in to see full entry.

IN THE PARK

Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he new the other two.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

for naut

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge." Sign in to see full entry.