groaner
Q: Why did the T-rex go to the doctor? A: Because he had a Dino-sore! Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, April 26, 2015
Saturday, April 25, 2015
2 ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the market after not seeing each other for some time. One asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Rodger died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped dead right there in the vegetable patch." "Oh dear, I'm... Sign in to see full entry.
school is in
In a Classroom the teacher asks; Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, April 23, 2015
clocks
man is in a pawnshop and sees this beautiful Grandfather Clock and winds up buying it. He asks the owner if he can deliver the clock and the owner replies that he cannot make deliveries. So only living a few blocks away the man decides to strap the clock on his back and carry it the few blocks.... Sign in to see full entry.
oopsie!
I rish Saw mill Accident.... Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local saw mill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital... Sign in to see full entry.
7th
After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus. “Say,” Peter said, “How’s it going?” “Going? You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me- what’s today’s date?” “July seventh.” “Right. The seventh day, of the seventh month. I go to the... Sign in to see full entry.
scott
“Hi? Is this the mental hospital?” “Yes, it is.” “Can I speak to Mr. Scott in room ten? “One moment and I’ll connect you …. I’m sorry, Mr. Scott in not answering.” “Good. That means I must have really escaped.” Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
soccer
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal... Sign in to see full entry.
a married couple
A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different. Her husband said, " You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on. Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
well then
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello, luv, how's about us going for a walk together?" "How dare you," retorted the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!" Well then,"... Sign in to see full entry.