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Thursday, April 23, 2015

7th

After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus. “Say,” Peter said, “How’s it going?” “Going? You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me- what’s today’s date?” “July seventh.” “Right. The seventh day, of the seventh month. I go to the... Sign in to see full entry.

scott

“Hi? Is this the mental hospital?” “Yes, it is.” “Can I speak to Mr. Scott in room ten? “One moment and I’ll connect you …. I’m sorry, Mr. Scott in not answering.” “Good. That means I must have really escaped.” Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

soccer

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal... Sign in to see full entry.

a married couple

A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different. Her husband said, " You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

well then

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello, luv, how's about us going for a walk together?" "How dare you," retorted the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!" Well then,"... Sign in to see full entry.

groaner

Q. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? A. It's pasture bed time Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

what...

Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems! Sign in to see full entry.

fishing

Two brothers John and Mike went fishing, every time John threw his hook he caught a fish but Mike was very unlucky. By the end of the day John had caught more than twenty fish but Mike had caught nothing. Next day Mike woke up very early in the morning, dressed in John's clothes and carried John's... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 18, 2015

in the hospital

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. After a chat about... Sign in to see full entry.

donation

Banta's son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool. Banta: Give him a glass of water. Sign in to see full entry.