easter jokes
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny! Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, April 5, 2015
Friday, April 3, 2015
Joke from Ellen II
Why was the farmer covered in baby chickens? He was a chick magnet! Sign in to see full entry.
joke from Ellen
A joke from Ellen Degeneres.... Why did the watch go on vacation? It wanted to unwind... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, April 2, 2015
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?" The trainer replied; “Use the ATM outside the gym!!!" Sign in to see full entry.
what's all the ruckus?
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked,... Sign in to see full entry.
did you hear the one about?
Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper pants, a paper shirt, paper boots, and wore a paper hat? The Sheriff arrested him for rustling. Sign in to see full entry.
cat meds
How to give a cat a pill. 1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
knock knock adnohr
Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Sign in to see full entry.
puns to you
One who runs in front of the car gets tired. One who runs behind gets exhausted. When they asked the two monocles why they never got together, they said they'd like to, but didn't want to make spectacles of themselves. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, March 30, 2015
puns to you
A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping that at least one of them would win. But sadly, no pun in ten did. Sign in to see full entry.