Oh no you didn't!

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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

sometimes...

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

where is home?

During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered, he sneered and said "you are all wrong, the army is now your home". Back at the barracks, he read the evening duties, then asked the first sergeant if he had... Sign in to see full entry.

manipulating the rules

This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for any one under seventeen years of age. He told his Dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3:00 a.m. if he wanted. “Yes you can stay out as late as you want, but the car is under seventeen and it... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 18, 2015

learning

" Dad who built the Suez Canal" " I don't know son" " Dad who discovered penicillin " " I've no idea son" " Dad what's the capital of Italy " " I ain't got a clue son" "Dad you don't mind me asking all these questions do you" "No son, if you don't ask you won't learn anything " Sign in to see full entry.

lil johnny on the loose again

Lil Johnny was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French." Lil Johnny ran into class all excited one day, saying, "Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

what...

What creature has more lives than a cat? A Frog. They croak every night. Sign in to see full entry.

do you know

Q: Do you know why dogs don't dance? A: They have two left feet! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

did you hear the one about?

Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless! Sign in to see full entry.

dr

Doctor: What’s wrong with your brother? Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: really? How long has this been going on? Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years! Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 15, 2015

2 idiots

Two idiots are sitting in front of a mirror. One said, "Why don’t we meet the two people in the mirror", so they stood up and the other one said, "sit, sit they're coming!" Sign in to see full entry.