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Thursday, May 28, 2015

blonde strikes again

A blonde suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1. The fireman answers, "Yes may I help you?" The blonde replies, "My house is on fire, come quick!!!" The fireman asks, "How do we get there?" The blonde says, "Duh, big red truck!" Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

interviewing

An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?" She quickly responded, "The living one. Sign in to see full entry.

The difference is

2:00 a.m. and the street was deserted, so as the man pulls up to the red light he looks around all ways and seeing no one he rolls on through it. He is pulled over and he says to the cop "Really officer? No one is around I slowed down and looked, nobody was coming so I just went. No harm done." The... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

lil johnny on the loose again

Sally was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked Lil Johnny to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.” Sign in to see full entry.

the blonde

The blonde took an IQ test yesterday. It came back negative... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 25, 2015

did you hear the one about?

Q: Did you hear about the fire in the bakery? A: It burned 20 cakes and 30 loaves of bread, and there were plenty of hot cross buns!" Sign in to see full entry.

horses

One friend to another, “My new horse is very well-mannered.” “That’s nice.” “Yes, isn’t it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!” Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

what...

Q: What did the windmill say when she met her favorite movie star? A: "Nice to meet you. I'm a BIG FAN!" Sign in to see full entry.

2 cows

Two Cows are talking through a fence. One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease." The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't affect us chickens." Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 22, 2015

answer me this

In the Bible, the King Boaz married the lovely Moabite woman, Ruth, to help unite his Kingdom. What was he before he did this? Answer: He was "Ruthless" Sign in to see full entry.