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Friday, June 12, 2015

punctuation

It's all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." Sign in to see full entry.

Why is it called a 'Picnic'?

Betty Sue wanted to eat outside on a hot summer day with her boyfriend. Problem: she had two boyfriends, Fred and Nick. Considering she knew she wouldn't have a very happy lunch if the two boys were arguing, she decided just to choose one boy to have the meal. She Picked Nick. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

riddle me this

Q: A man leaves his house and makes three left turns. On his way home, he passes two guys in masks. What does he do for a living? A: He is a baseball player! Sign in to see full entry.

Twelve places you won't find a Facebook logo on the window

Twelve places you won't find a Facebook logo on the window: 1) The city morgue 2) A gynecologist 3) A proctologist 4) A urologist 5) A tow truck company 6) The coliseum in 50 A.D. 7) A self esteem weekly group meeting. 8) A collection agency 9) A marriage counselor 10) A funeral home 11) Alcoholics... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

trumpet player

The trumpet player had been blasting away all day, when there was a knock on his door. “I live next door to you,” he explained. “Do you know I work nights?” “No,” said the trumpet player, “but if you hum a few bars, I’ll get the melody.” Sign in to see full entry.

exam results

A student burst into his professor’s office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award." Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

kiss

A young lady to her friends: "You know I have never been kissed by any man except my husband." One friend: "Are you boasting or complaining?" Sign in to see full entry.

friendship

Two women are talking about marriage. One woman says: “ I wonder if my husband will love me when my hair is gray.” “Why not? He’s loved you through three shades already.” Replied her friend. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 8, 2015

mama

A young woman came back from her honeymoon and called her mother. "Mama, I need to see you right away." The mother ran over to her daughter’s house. The daughter said, "Mama I have to leave my husband, I just can't stay with him." The mother advised her daughter "Now look here, your married to him... Sign in to see full entry.

sign

A posted in a couples home...."I am the boss of the house...I have my wife's permission to say so!!!" Sign in to see full entry.