sign
A posted in a couples home...."I am the boss of the house...I have my wife's permission to say so!!!" Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 8, 2015
Saturday, June 6, 2015
blonde strikes again
Q: What did the blonde do when he missed Bus number 6? A: She took Bus number 3 twice!!! Sign in to see full entry.
the art of eating
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me?" The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.” Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 5, 2015
family
After spending all day putting in a new cement walk, Mr. Sullivan was horrified to see his kids using sticks to write their names in it. After screaming viciously at the kids, he came back inside, only to find his wife scowling. “How could you do that?” she asked. “It’s just a walkway, and" he... Sign in to see full entry.
lil johnny on the loose again
Lil Johnny was doing his homework one evening and turned to his father and said, “Dad, where would I find the Andes? “Don’t ask me,” said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house.” Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 4, 2015
Signs you've had too much of the '90s Part II
21. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined. 22. It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer. 23. You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire. 24. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or... Sign in to see full entry.
dining
A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter and read from the menu “I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, and one over cooked egg that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
hunting
A hunting party is hopelessly lost. “I thought you said you were the best guide in Maine!” one of the hunters angrily said to their confused leader. “I am, “replied the guide. “But I think we’re in Canada now.” Sign in to see full entry.
for naut
Q: Do you know why dogs don't dance? A: They have two left feet! Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 1, 2015
lunch
I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt. Sign in to see full entry.