Antarians on the loose
Q: What do you see when you look into an Antartian's eyes? A: The back of his head. Q: What do you call 4 Antartians in a Volkswagen? A: Far-from-thinkin'. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Giving Birth
A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet. He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way" he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but... Sign in to see full entry.
Antartians on the loose
One Antartian was driving down an old country road when he spots another Antartian in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, he stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When he could not stand it any more, he... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Riddle time
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. Sign in to see full entry.
Riddle me this
Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket? A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’ Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 15, 2015
Senior Moment at its finest
Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for some time one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me". The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?" Sign in to see full entry.
how much
A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "How much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!” he replied. Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, June 13, 2015
job interview
A candidate at a job interview was asked a tough question to which he mumbled an inaudible answer. The interviewer said "Come again?" The candidate got up, collected his file, went out of the room and came back again. Sign in to see full entry.
late for work
After he finished his route, a bus driver had to explain to the supervisor, why he was 10 minutes late; "I was stuck behind a big truck." "But yesterday you were 10 minutes early," reminded the boss. "Yeah, the bus driver replied. "But yesterday I was stuck behind a Porshe." Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 12, 2015
punctuation
It's all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." Sign in to see full entry.