Riddle me this
Why did the Antartian woman give her fiance wool socks? She didn't want him to get cold feet. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 22, 2015
Sunday, June 21, 2015
Riddle me this
Q: What do you call 20 Antartians in a freezer? A: Frosted flakes. Sign in to see full entry.
overheard
Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts. When they could hold no more nuts, they started down the country road until they came across a cemetery. The boys decided that would... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 19, 2015
lil johnny on the loose
The teacher knows lil johnny is advanced in reading and spelling. They are reviewing vocabulary so she avoids calling on him. She knows if she asks for a word that begins with the letter a that lil johnny will say ass so instead she calls on Mary Lou who says apple. This continues on down the... Sign in to see full entry.
Riddle me this
How does a tree get pregnant? By a woodpecker of course! Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Riddle me this
Q: Why can't Antartians put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammer. Q: Did you hear about the Antartian who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed. Sign in to see full entry.
Antarians on the loose
Q: What do you see when you look into an Antartian's eyes? A: The back of his head. Q: What do you call 4 Antartians in a Volkswagen? A: Far-from-thinkin'. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Giving Birth
A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet. He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way" he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but... Sign in to see full entry.
Antartians on the loose
One Antartian was driving down an old country road when he spots another Antartian in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, he stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When he could not stand it any more, he... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Riddle time
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. Sign in to see full entry.