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Tuesday, June 30, 2015

dr dr

An eighty-year-old man went to his doctor to complain about pain in one knee. The doctor examined it gently and said, "Well, you know that knee is eighty years old. You can't expect too much." "That's true," the man agreed; "but Doc, so is the other one and it's not bothering me like this one!" Sign in to see full entry.

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migrating south

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, thanks,"... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 29, 2015

Elderly men

Two elderly men were sunning themselves on a Miami Beach when they started a friendly conversation. "I was able to move here to retire in Miami after my business burned to the ground," the one man said. "The insurance payment sure came in handy." The other replied, "I'm here living from an insurance... Sign in to see full entry.

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Memory

It was rumored that a particular Native American had a fantastic memory. Hundreds of people asked the Native American questions which he was able to answer. A skeptical young man set out to find him. When he did find him he thought he'd set a test. After standing in a long queue of people asking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 28, 2015

widow

A recently widow says to her friend, “Oh don’t talk to me about lawyers” “I’ve had so much trouble settling my late husband’s estate that I sometimes wish he hadn’t died….” Sign in to see full entry.

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fishing

Two old buddies went fishing and one lost his dentures over the side of the boat in rough weather, so his prankster friend removed his own false teeth, tied them on his line and pretended he had caught the missing gnashers. Unhooking the teeth, his grateful mate tried to put them into his mouth,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 27, 2015

Riddle me this

Q: What do you call it when an Antartian gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant possession Sign in to see full entry.

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smack!

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 26, 2015

Riddle me this

Q: How do you know an Antartian has been using the computer? A: There is White-Out on the screen. Sign in to see full entry.

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dr dr

A man visits his doctor and says, doctor, I keep seeing green Martians before my eyes. The doctor asks have you seen a psychiatrist? The patient says, "No Only green Martians!" Sign in to see full entry.

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