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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Antartians on the loose

One Antartian was driving down an old country road when he spots another Antartian in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, he stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When he could not stand it any more, he... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Riddle time

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. Sign in to see full entry.

Riddle me this

Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket? A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’ Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Senior Moment at its finest

Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for some time one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me". The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?" Sign in to see full entry.

how much

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "How much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!” he replied. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

job interview

A candidate at a job interview was asked a tough question to which he mumbled an inaudible answer. The interviewer said "Come again?" The candidate got up, collected his file, went out of the room and came back again. Sign in to see full entry.

late for work

After he finished his route, a bus driver had to explain to the supervisor, why he was 10 minutes late; "I was stuck behind a big truck." "But yesterday you were 10 minutes early," reminded the boss. "Yeah, the bus driver replied. "But yesterday I was stuck behind a Porshe." Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 12, 2015

punctuation

It's all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." Sign in to see full entry.

Why is it called a 'Picnic'?

Betty Sue wanted to eat outside on a hot summer day with her boyfriend. Problem: she had two boyfriends, Fred and Nick. Considering she knew she wouldn't have a very happy lunch if the two boys were arguing, she decided just to choose one boy to have the meal. She Picked Nick. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

riddle me this

Q: A man leaves his house and makes three left turns. On his way home, he passes two guys in masks. What does he do for a living? A: He is a baseball player! Sign in to see full entry.