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Sunday, July 5, 2015

Which one?

The villager on his first trip to the city was waiting at a bus stop one morning. After some hesitation he asked a woman. “Which bus should I take to Mahim?” “Bus Number 177,” the woman replied, and caught the next bus. The same evening, the woman got off a bus at the same stop and found the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Riddle me this

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 3, 2015

Riddle me this II

Q: Why did the Antartian scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Sign in to see full entry.

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riddle me this

Q. What did the Antartian name his pet zebra? A. Spot Sign in to see full entry.

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marriage

T here was a young woman who was very much interested in marrying this wealthy Old gentleman. After he proposed, she suggested, “we might even have some children!” The old gentleman replied, “Oh, no, my parents won’t let me.” “What do you mean?” asked the young woman “Who are your parents?” He... Sign in to see full entry.

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ho ho ho

Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas rather than through the door? A. Because it soot’s him! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 2, 2015

dr dr

n elderly man constantly called his doctor at all hours of the day and night and would then keep him on the phone with a litany of imagined ailments. Finally the doctor could take it no longer. "Listen, Mr. Becker. If you wake me up again in the middle of the night with another one of your tales... Sign in to see full entry.

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ordering

An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu, Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section of the menu. “What would you like Marty?” she asked. “I’m looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish.” He replied. “Marty, you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2015

dr dr

“I see you’re losing your hair.” “Nonsense. I know exactly where it is – down the bathroom sink.” Sign in to see full entry.

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Computer Malfunction form

1. Describe your problem: __________________________________________ 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: __________________________________________ 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 4.... Sign in to see full entry.

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