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Monday, July 13, 2015

Elderly couple

This joke was posted on twitter from blemingo: After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 12, 2015

Riddle me this

Question: What do cannibals call athletes? Answer: Fast food! Sign in to see full entry.

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lil johnny on the loose again

“How did school go today? Lil Johnny's mom asked him. “Fine”, the Lil Johnny replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. "What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, “Thank goodness!” Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 10, 2015

joke from facebook

Joke I read on fb: A man was lying in bed with his girlfriend. She spent an hour after making love rubbing his balls because she just loved doing that. Not able to just lay back and enjoy it he turns to her and asks "Why do you love doing that?" "Because..." she replied "I miss mine." Sign in to see full entry.

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math

One math book says to the other, "you think you got problems, you're just algebra, I'm advanced calculus." Sign in to see full entry.

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Riddle me this

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 8, 2015

traveling

Two vultures decided to fly to Florida on an airline. They got on board carrying six dead raccoons, and the flight attendant said, “I’m sorry, but there’s a limit of two carrion per passenger.” Sign in to see full entry.

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dr dr

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.” “It’s true,” said the patient, “but my wife refuses... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2015

it's all in how you see it

A man was checking his itemised lawyers bill. One item read:- Spotted you across the street. Crossed over to discuss a legal point in your case. When I got there it was not you after all. 20 dollars Sign in to see full entry.

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dad...

Am I a polar bear? One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?" The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son, you're 100% polar bear." Why do you ask? I’m Freezing!!... Sign in to see full entry.

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