riddle me this
Q. What did the Antartian name his pet zebra? A. Spot Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 3, 2015
marriage
T here was a young woman who was very much interested in marrying this wealthy Old gentleman. After he proposed, she suggested, “we might even have some children!” The old gentleman replied, “Oh, no, my parents won’t let me.” “What do you mean?” asked the young woman “Who are your parents?” He... Sign in to see full entry.
ho ho ho
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas rather than through the door? A. Because it soot’s him! Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, July 2, 2015
dr dr
n elderly man constantly called his doctor at all hours of the day and night and would then keep him on the phone with a litany of imagined ailments. Finally the doctor could take it no longer. "Listen, Mr. Becker. If you wake me up again in the middle of the night with another one of your tales... Sign in to see full entry.
ordering
An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu, Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section of the menu. “What would you like Marty?” she asked. “I’m looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish.” He replied. “Marty, you... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
dr dr
“I see you’re losing your hair.” “Nonsense. I know exactly where it is – down the bathroom sink.” Sign in to see full entry.
Computer Malfunction form
1. Describe your problem: __________________________________________ 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: __________________________________________ 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 4.... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
dr dr
An eighty-year-old man went to his doctor to complain about pain in one knee. The doctor examined it gently and said, "Well, you know that knee is eighty years old. You can't expect too much." "That's true," the man agreed; "but Doc, so is the other one and it's not bothering me like this one!" Sign in to see full entry.
migrating south
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, thanks,"... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 29, 2015
Elderly men
Two elderly men were sunning themselves on a Miami Beach when they started a friendly conversation. "I was able to move here to retire in Miami after my business burned to the ground," the one man said. "The insurance payment sure came in handy." The other replied, "I'm here living from an insurance... Sign in to see full entry.