Oh no you didn't!

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Saturday, July 2, 2016

I won!

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?" But the blonde keeps on screaming,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 1, 2016

milk bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

yr in review

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter. March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years." April - Was trapped on an... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

history class

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware." Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 20, 2016

snowplowing

Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Michael's wife goes out and moves her... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 18, 2016

blonde in the bar

A blonde was hunched over the bar, toothpick in hand, spearing futilely at the olive in her drink. A dozen times the olive eluded her. Finally, another patron, who had been watching intently from the next stool, became exasperated and grabbed the toothpick. "Here, this is how you do it." he said, as... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 17, 2016

tgif

A business man got on an elevator.when he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,"t-g-i-f" He smiled at her and replied,"s-h-i-t" She looked puzzled,and repeated,"t-g-i-f". More slowly he answered,"s-h-i-t" The blonde was trying to keep it friendly,so,she smiled her... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

i've been robbed!

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once a nd reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

suicidal blonde

Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she was mad at the world. She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!" She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

painting

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The... Sign in to see full entry.