A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person." The following day, she... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 30, 2017
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Wednesday, March 29, 2017
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Tuesday, March 28, 2017
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Sunday, March 26, 2017
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lil johnny on the loose
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, March 25, 2017
lil johnny on the loose
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, March 24, 2017
knock knock joke
This is for adnohr Knock knock Who's there? A Broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind. It's pointless. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 23, 2017
lion
Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
Some of the top 10 jokes of 2010
These were posted on the Huffington Post website #10: What’s Barack Obama’s favorite panel in a Garfield comic? THE DEATH PANEL. #9: “Ms. Jones, I figured out what was wrong with your toilet — it was clogged. You see, the economy was in it. “ #8: I was going to buy a Wikibathtub, until I heard that... Sign in to see full entry.