For Adnohr
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, April 2, 2017
Saturday, April 1, 2017
knock knock
For Adnohr.... Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like! Knock, knock Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking! Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, March 31, 2017
lil johnny on the loose
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon Little Johnny, knowing that he... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 30, 2017
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person." The following day, she... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, March 29, 2017
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Tuesday, March 28, 2017
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Sunday, March 26, 2017
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lil johnny on the loose
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, March 25, 2017
lil johnny on the loose
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in... Sign in to see full entry.