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Monday, February 13, 2017

two nuns

Two nuns are walking down the street. The first one named Maria said "It is late and we are far from the convent." The second one named Rebecca said "Yes, and we are being followed by a man." Maria said "You go that way and I will keep going this way." Rebecca arrived at the convent safe. She became... Sign in to see full entry.

cooking

Two confirmed bachelors were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way -... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

condemned

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Climb

This joke is a bit off color. So if those kind of jokes bother you please don't read this one. A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 10, 2017

age

A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?" He walks away.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 9, 2017

queasy

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I'm gonna be sick, Momma!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and then behind a bush." After about 60 seconds the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

melissa mccarthy

I wanted to share this link to Melissa McCarthy playing Sean Spicer on SNL. They all have their panties in a snit over it. I bet they were roaring with laughter when it was Obama or Clinton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWuc18xISwI Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 6, 2017

what time is it?

After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. "Can you tell me the time, please?" asks a jogger. "Yeah, it's 4:30," answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Question

Question For Adnohr to ponder What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? a synonym roll! Sign in to see full entry.

racing

There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped. One day Cletus was at the light waiting for it to turn green when a shiny new Corvette convertible pulled up next to him. Cletus had never seen anything like this... Sign in to see full entry.