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Thursday, August 10, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: "Can I see your dad?" Johnny: "No, he's in the shower." Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?" Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too." Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?" Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 3, 2017

Riddle me this

Okay....let's see who can get this one Who was the least guilty president? Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 31, 2017

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 24, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. 'If you had ten dollars,' said the teacher, 'and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?' 'Ten,' said Little Johnny firmly. 'Ten?' the teacher said 'How do you make it ten?' 'Well,' replied... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 20, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 16, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations. The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late. He will tell Johnny a lie so big that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 13, 2017

puns for adnohr

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein. A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where is the bar tender?" My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change." Why was Cinderella thrown off the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest. "Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 10, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the... Sign in to see full entry.

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