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Saturday, September 2, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely pooped my pants then..." Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 1, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked. "I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 31, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal." The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six." Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs." The other two... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?" Mrs Roberts is shocked, "Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!" Little Johnny is relieved, "OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework." Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 27, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 26, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

During the soccer match little Johny sits in the front row. His friend asks: How did you get tickets? From my brother - respond Petya. And where is your brother? At home. Looking for his ticket. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 24, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who screws the stork?" Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 18, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?" To this, the mother says,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 12, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

Teacher: "Why did you laugh?" Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra." Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs..." Teacher: "Why did you laugh?" Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra." Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for next 1 month." The teacher bends to pick a... Sign in to see full entry.

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