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Normally when I "copy and paste" something, being a bit obsessvive/compulsive, I just cannot resist adding or changing (improving) a word or a sentence, personalizing the presentation somewhat. This time, not a single character, punctuation, font, spacing, or emphasis is any different than exactly how I received it. This is already perfect. Guy Letter from an airline pilot: He writes: My lead flight attendant came to me and said, "We have an H.R. On this flight." (H.R. Stands for human remains.)... Sign in to see full entry.

Some excellent legal advice and for what is likely to be the last time ever, it is free too! Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company: 1.... Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put 'PHOTO ID REQUIRED.' 2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the 'For'... Sign in to see full entry.

Cahoots I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not that much into strenuous physical activity anymore. I have... Sign in to see full entry.

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever... Sign in to see full entry.

I think that I recall having posted this a couple of years ago, but it still feels fresh and inspirational to me. That's the way that most of the really good ones are. Guy What Love means to a 4-8 year old.. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean? See what you think about what they said: 'When my grandmother got bad arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time,... Sign in to see full entry.

The hypnotist at the Senior Center It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost palpable, as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth... Sign in to see full entry.

Subject: Fwd: In a GUNFIGHT.... Got to love it! God supposedly, allegedly knows me...but if so, he still MIGHT love me, anyway. - Gun Wisdom Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it: A; Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians. B; Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. C; Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you. D; Never let... Sign in to see full entry.

Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer. Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da......' 'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'? Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I... Sign in to see full entry.

HELLO, OPERATOR (some new some not) Actual call center conversations! Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?' Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?' Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.' Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?' Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't... Sign in to see full entry.

KEEP PASSING THIS AROUND, UNTIL EVERYBODY HAS READ IT..... THIS IS SOMETHING FOR US ALL TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT: THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH THIS CALCULATION IS THAT WHOEVER CALCULATED IT, FORGOT TO FIGURE IN ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO DIED, BEFORE THEY DREW THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY!!!! WHERE DID THAT MONEY GO????????????? Remember, not only did you contribute to Social Security but your employer did too. It totaled 15% of your income before taxes. If you averaged only (! ) $30K over your working... Sign in to see full entry.