Saturday, October 24, 2009
The ravages of time! How very, very, CRUEL, are the ravages of time!
This was obviously written by a woman, but it's funny, anyway. C'mon ladies! Where's your sense of humor? Don't kill the messenger! Count to ten, take a couple deep breaths, then read this joke. Maybe you'll forgive me. Guy HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, " SURELY, I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE! I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST, WHEN I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME....
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Friday, October 23, 2009
Two short but potent jokes, just for your amusement! You're welcome.
My Daddy the Dancer One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is...
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Thursday, October 22, 2009
You may ALREADY own the key to your own protection & don't know it!
If you have a key activated car alarm, read this! It could really save your LIFE! We men have pants pockets, likely to be near the bed, with our keys, but women leave their purses wherever they last sat. All we need to do, is change where we always put our keys, at night. Such a small thing, could be SO VERY important, it is hard to believe that this isn't already common knowlege. Guy What to take to bed with you - not a joke. Pretty neat idea. Never thought of it before. Put your car keys...
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Shakespeare asked, "What's in a name?" Hmm! Maybe, there's something THERE!
There is really no excuse for me posting this, it's not PC, it slanders relative-marryin', hillbilly, trailer park-living, " Jerry Springer Show " contestants, (combatants?) who are hardly EVER abducted, probed, and apparently rejected, by aliens, anymore. My only defense, is that it is funny. Sorry, to anybody named, Cooter & Gomer. Guy The ballad of "Cooter and Gomer." Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for...
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Monday, October 19, 2009
Some ads make me laugh, some make me CRAZY!
I am a pretty easygoing guy, slow to provoke, patient, open-minded, and flexible, although seldom forgiving of an intentional, planned betrayal. Just ask anyone that knows me. There is however, a new commercial running now, that tightens my jaws every time I see it. The commercial in question is a Chase credit card ad, in which a poor suffering wage earner tells his wife, that they have finally earned and saved enough “ Chase Points,” to be able to afford to take that long-awaited and eagerly...
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Sunday, October 18, 2009
Detroit's credit cards are almost as good as Washington DC's are!
I recently paid off my credit card balance. (nearly six thou!) That must be what got me thinking about Detroit Michigan, and it's problems with a lying politician. Why can't OUR politicians be honest, like New Jersy's, Texas', or Illinois' are? Detroit used to have a billboard alongside one of the e-ways, that read, "Welcome to Detroit! We are such BADASSES here, that even our MAYOR is in prison!" With that in mind, can we interest you in one of our new handy-dandy special Detroiter's credit...
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Saturday, October 17, 2009
Stop searching! The ultimate test, to find your predestined "Hero/Advisor!"
FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR PREDESTINED ROLE MODEL! DO NOT SCROLL DOWN YET! DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN, TO LEARN THE IDENTITY OF YOUR PREORDAINED HERO/ROLE MODEL. It's actually SPOOKY, just how accurate this test can be! No peeking now! MAMA SPANK!! 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply it by 3, then 3) Add 3, 4) Then again, multiply by 3, ( I'll wait while you get your calculator.... ) 5) Your total will be a 2 or 3 digit number...... 6) Add the digits together Now...
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Friday, October 16, 2009
Oh, one of my friends is going to be in BIG trouble, when Marilyn sees this
I am not responsible for this scurrilous slander upon women's mystifying behavior! I am definitely NOT making any kind of veiled reference to Marilyn, who is organized, methodical, polite, resourceful, an excellent driver,................ One of my politically incorrect friends sent me this, and I am posting it because,...........Well, I don't quite know why I'm posting it, except for the fact that I'm lazy today and this is funny, except for a few women, who think that this hits too close to...
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Thursday, October 15, 2009
Two true shaggy dog stories! Wish I could show you the photos.
The stray An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He ca mly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about...
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Saturday, October 10, 2009
I guess that it is pretty nice, to be the big fish, in a very small pond!
Yesterday, while getting ready to go to work, I looked into the bathroom mirror, and took inventory of visible evidence that I might not be completely immune to the ravages of time, only highly resistant. Being as yesterday was my birthday, thoughts like this, are to be expected. Scrutinizing my appearance carefully, I wasn’t disappointed with what I saw. I confess to having had the thought that, “I'm not looking too bad, for an old geezer! I have seen MANY men my age who look FAR older than I...
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