Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich.

(Oblivious) Grandma Still Drives ---Priceless Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience... Sign in to see full entry.

One day a man decided it was time for him to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replies, "I rowed over... Sign in to see full entry.

No time right now, to catch you all up on the latest news from the ol' Sage, I'm afraid. DAMN! I've always hated being afraid! Wanna know another thing that really frightens me? It's what our politicians are doing to all of us, without bothering to take us out for a dinner date, a movie, lubrication, OR even the travesty of a compliment or fake goodnight kiss afterward! This little bit of fluff, will just have to tide anyone over, who is even still slightly curious about me, 'til later. Guy... Sign in to see full entry.

An old posting, about setting an example of what kind of desparate measures a person afflicted with a shrill, relentlessly nagging spouse, must resort to, if they don't eventually climb down off my back, and just keep right on yapping in my ear, hammering and harping on me.....Uh, I meant to type them! This joke also comes in both male and female versions, you know. Guy Giving Up Wine > I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman,... Sign in to see full entry.

I fear having a dibilitating stroke, more than I do DEATH! You'd think that I would be popping baby aspirin, like they are tic-tacs, wouldn't you? No such sensible behavior for me........ I'm far too mentally undiciplined, absent-minded, and deeply into delusional denial, to be able to follow ANY strict regimen, FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! (unless of course, I've recently had a extremely frightening health scare) If I cannot force myself to follow sensible preventitive measures, maybe I will now be... Sign in to see full entry.

My hair is driving me CRAZY! Family on my mother’s side of the family are mostly Finnish, fair-haired dour, depressed looking, close mouthed, close knit, clannish, European peasant stock, whose aged men and women must by custom and necessity, dress very differently from each other, in order that a gender can easily be assigned to them by appearance alone. Upon meeting my maternal great-great-grandmother for the very first time, she wearing her hair tied into a tight white bun, and wearing her... Sign in to see full entry.

Modern Divorce vs. Murder Decision A nice, calm and respectable looking lady went into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist and looked straight into his eyes. She said to him, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked her, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Oh, no! Oh, no! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll... Sign in to see full entry.

I've only posted a few blogs, for WEEKS now! Trying to understand what I did to deserve all my trials and tribulations that have beset me, lately. I hate whiners, and REALLY hate being one, too. I'll save the angst, for another day, I guess. Here's another posting, maybe I'll catch up with my laggard blogging someday, maybe not. Guy Target Stores - What a surprise! Wasn't it just last Christmas, that Target refused to let the Salvation Army, ring their bells in front of their stores? Dick Forrey... Sign in to see full entry.

Subject: Yes Fun quiz A Short Neurological Test #1. Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2- If you already found the C, now find... Sign in to see full entry.

A WOMAN'S DICTIONARY Airhead - What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Argument - A discussion that occurs when you`re right, but he just hasn`t realized it yet. Blonde jokes - Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Clothes dryer - An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda - A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a pound of M&M chocolate covered peanuts. Exercise - To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Hardware... Sign in to see full entry.