Friday, September 18, 2009
I imagine myself being just as sharp as this old-timer, if I ever grow OLD!
An old joke. I find that the old ones, having been told and retold over the years, sorta gives them a passing grade, as genuinely being funny, A KEEPER, so to speak. Hope you agree. Guy An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer...
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
I want to become a CONGRESSMAN! Not a bad GIG!
Once again, My friend Dave Bradbury sent me something that I think that everyone should see. To paraphrase George Orwell; "All men are created equal. Some are just MORE equal than others." Guy SOCIAL SECURITY: (This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.) Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congressmen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it. You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons...
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
"Do we have THIS to look forward to? HEAVEN FOREFEND!"Snaggle-Puss the Lion
Just when I was beginning to feel quite fit and robust, ( Been doing lots of physical stuff lately) my best friend Dave, couldn't let me bask in contentment for very long, before he just HAD to send me something to bring me back down, a reminder that he's not getting any younger. I have told him repeatedly, how to stop the hands on Father Time's clock! My brother Perry, TOO! They don't listen. They'd rather take their doctor's advice, apparently. Well, it looks as though I will be the only one...
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Monday, September 14, 2009
A blog inspired by one written by Majroj. Thank you, Maj!
As difficult as life can get, we all sometimes feel that the end of our rope, is near. We think that one more straw on our back will be our breaking point, but from the depths of our personal well, there comes another bucketful of strength, when we thought there was none left. Everyone would undo life’s poor decisions, skip the pain of adversity, and tread different pathways, if we could just go back and start again. This however, would negate vital personal growth and the wisdom learned by...
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Sunday, September 13, 2009
The funniest joke that I ever hated! I apologize, in advance.
I wrestled with the decision to post this, or not. I admire all people that successfully put everything on the line, by traveling to a foreign-speaking country, working longer, harder, under the most miserable conditions, and manage despite enormous odds against them, to claw out a place for themselves. This joke is one with obvious racism, and I repudiate that whole mind-set. I am posting this, solely because of it's very funny surprize, misdirected ending. I love it, and I hate it, too. Sorta...
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Friday, September 11, 2009
When things change, there's bound to be glitches, at first!
Obama Medicare Coverage Glitch The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good.' 'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asked nervously. 'Well, one of the specimens tested...
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Thursday, September 10, 2009
Current events inspired these two thoughts. I have no idea WHY, though.
Yesterday’s numerical expression of the date was repeatedly pointed out to be 9-9-9. I guess that since the zero equals nothing, it was discarded. Anyway, upon returning to work after running my route yesterday, I mentioned that when I heard someone say 9-9-9, it reminded me of Gretta Gutteral, a buxom foreign exchange student from Germany. We dated briefly in high school, I confided to my coworkers. I got a chuckle out of those who were listening, when I said, “Yeah, Gretta had some kind of an...
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009
When having the worlds most prefect breasts really, REALLY, BITES!
Perfect breasts. A little old Italian man (5'3''tall) is walking down the street one afternoon when he spots a woman with a pair of perfect breasts. He says to her, "Pardon me miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and starts walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $ 1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you pervert, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So...
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009
"Future Shock," only in retrospective. RETRO SHOCK? I'm SO confused!
I hate to admit it, but I was self-aware, self-absorbed, self-satisfied, self-confident, self-motivated, (to do exactly whatever caught my interest, and seemed like a good idea, at the time, and nothing else,) exactly like the tweenagers of today, In 1955. I remember hearing or saying each of these comments, personally! After all these years, you may think that these are exagerations, but this is only because you weren't there. Feel free to laugh, it will show the world that you aren't a coot...
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Maybe, it's Not what you know, it's really Who you know, after all!
WHO IS JACK SCHITT??? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had >one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children:...
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