Warped thoughts: Caution, side effects

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Wednesday, December 10, 2003

Caution, side effects

Those cute drug disclaimers, you know the ones: The use of this product may have side effects that are worse than the condition you are trying to relieve. Purple pills, green inhalers, it’s enough to make you sick. The pitch: Feeling depressed? Try this stuff, damn its good! Yes, new Bluze Bee Gawn will have you feeling yourself in no time. And we’re not just talkin’ dangling modifiers here. Oh, by the way side effects may be, but are not limited to Diahrrea Constipation Vomiting Puking Dry... Sign in to see full entry.

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