Shopping, the conspiracy revealed.
Over the years, I have noticed a peculiar chain of events that unravels every time I accompany my wife into that frightening part of the world, women’s wear. I have formulated a theory that dark forces are at work, forces that I am just now beginning to comprehend. When we enter a store my wife, a serious no-nonsense accountant accustomed to dealing with large amounts of money is suddenly transformed into a quivering indecisive doofus. Since she has taken on my personality, there is little left... Sign in to see full entry.