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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

A Naughty Joke and a Cautionary Tale

Yes, I know dirty jokes are not politically correct but I am prompted to retell this old chestnut after a conversation this morning with a far flung friend. It seems that in the interim between the last time he and I had seen each other he had been on a rather scary adventure. He has just gotten out... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Only Character Endures

Fame is a vapor, popularity is an accident, money takes wings, those who cheer you today may curse you tomorrow. The only thing that endures is character. --Horace Greeley This is a great quote. Our lives are spent in the pursuit of money, fame or notariety and we relish when we are recognized by... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Got a Stalker, Leech or clueless guy who won't take a hint - Try These!

I have not had this problem in quite a few years. But even now, occasionally a man will not take the hint so here's a short collection of witty, naughty comebacks to give the bore, stalker or ass a reality check. Mike's Goddess He: Can I buy you a drink? You: Actually I'd rather have the money. He:... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 22, 2005

My name is Virginia. I am biploar and I am NOT a homicidal maniac.

On "NYPD Blue" a detective is dating a doctor and she is bipolar. She goes off of her meds on purpose, accosts one of the detective's co-workers and accuses the woman of sleeping with her boyfriend. She streaks her hair bright red, quits her job and paints all the walls in her apartment red before... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Today's Tip for Life - Have a good sceaming cry

I am one of those people who, when faced by the sudden urge to break down asks a simple question. "Will it help the situation or change it in any way if I fall apart?" And the answer without fail is always "No". So, as you can guess, when I fall apart it is quite an event. No one likes to move; to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Might as well face it, you're addicted to blog...

I read an article in some cyber magazine while sitting in my psychiatrist's waiting room the other day. Did you guys know that there is a 12 step program for people who think that they are addicted to blogging? According to the article I read, if you blog more than once a day, you check your stats,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Depth Perception

For the better part of the last ten years intensely and for most of my life I have had vision problems. It started out as simple myopia and branched out into visual acuity problems, severe astigmatism and low vision. What that means is that I type my posts at 24pt. I see only shapes and colors... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 18, 2005

Mike’s Gonna Get a Blog

It won’t be for a week or two (until after we get moved) but he has finally decided, after looking over my shoulder and putting in his two or three cents worth, that he wants a blog of his own. I am not sure that Blogit will survive him. I asked him what he wanted to blog about. He wants to give the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Ranting about a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T....

I am old fashioned. When I was coming up you said yes sir and no sir, yes mama and no mam and you never forgot to say please, thank you and excuse me. I was also raised that you never call an adult by their first name unless invited to do so and that you were expected to be polite, considerate and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 15, 2005

"Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one." - Dr. Suess

I have always liked that line. In fact, I have always loved Dr. Suess. But that one statement sums it all up. I was alive and breathing and not hungry or in jail so today was good. I wrote a bit, made love to my husband and ate chocolate. So today was fun. And Goddess willing I will have another day... Sign in to see full entry.

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