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Friday, May 13, 2005

I should not have gotten out of bed this morning...

But the damned air mattress sprung a four inch seam rip and Mike and I woke up on the floor at three oclock this morning. So we gathered the dead carcass of an air matress up, put on our clothes and drove to WalMart where we slept in the van until the customer service desk opened at 10 am. It took... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

I have landed on another planet and I like it

Mike and I went out yesterday. I had to go to the Social Security office because the Charleston office cut my check off because they sent my recertification letter to the wrong address. Going to see them is usually like pulling teeth out of a boar's ass but I am certain that I was living in an... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Getting Used to Sight

As most of you know, since the doctors gave me new glasses that included some pretty awesone lenses that cut my astigmatism down to nearly nothing, I see better now than I ever have in my entire life. And it is a blessing. I would never tell you differently. But I have started seeing things that...... Sign in to see full entry.

Life is like wilderness camping...

you never know what you will need or when you will need it so you have to be prepared for everything and if you miss anything you better know how to improvise. So far, we do not have a stove. Now this really did not bug me for the first few days but I have about reached my limit with the crockpot... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 9, 2005

A Few Uses for an Over Worked Air Matress

I think the air matress is likely to hold for a few more weeks until we can save enough money to buy a real bed but I have to wonder if it is going to be of any real use after the experience of having Mike and I sleep on it for a month. The maximum capacity of the bed is 700 pounds. Mike and I... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 8, 2005

You can never be a former mother

This will be the second mother's day that I will spend without my son. The first mother's day I did not leave the house. I cried for days before and after and could not talk about my loss. You see, you cannot be a former mother. Even though Christopher's father now has custody of him, he is still my... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 7, 2005

Asleep at the Wheel - Buffalo Update

OK, so here is the story...God I love this... The driver of the 18 wheeler carrying the buffalo fell asleep at the wheel. He had been taking cold meds for a wicked case of congestion and the stuff made him woosey and the next thing you know the truck was ass over tea kettle. He says that the back... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 6, 2005

Buffalo loose on hwy 33

I kid you not. I woke this morning and the news was on to the only TV station "local" to this area (It is a station out of Columbia) and the traffic advisor was telling people to avoid a particular section of highway 33 because a truck full of buffalo headed to the upstate had overturned and about... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 5, 2005

What a long strange trip its been...

Well, the Goddess has landed in Orangeburg, SC and boy are her arms tired! Of course, nothing went as i was supposed to. They day we left Summerville, I found out that the good folks at the social security administration cut my ssi check (shorting me about $100 per month and leaving me without my... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

A note to my friends

I am not going to be posting much from today until about the fifth of next month as I will be in the process of getting moved and then moving into the new place. However, I wanted you guys to know how much I appreciate that you read and comment on my posts. Boy I am going to miss blogging...I am so... Sign in to see full entry.

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