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Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Diamonds and Pearls

I have never been very good at the little nuances of dating. I simply am not one to play games and am impatient with those who play them. However, as I went back through my letters this morning I came upon my most ingenious way of giving a man my number. Now that I am not longer "out there" and... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 2, 2006

You Come To Me

2/4/06 You come to me at night and I can almost see you I can hear you snoring and so I go to sleep. You come to me in the morning standing among the dancing dust fairies as they play in the streams of daylight cast upon the floor. You come to me in my dreams and I don't want to wake because it... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 3, 2005

Goodbye...

There comes a time in everyone's life when goodbyes are said. Because of my recent problems with social security, my finances are completely messed up. They have shorted me $200 this month, which they promise they will refund. Unfortunately, that does not help me right now. Because of this, I will... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 2, 2005

The Pursuit of Happiness

Benjamin Franklin once said that "the Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." I think this is a very telling and wise comment. Often we assume that we are entitield to happiness and when life knocks us about a bit and proves to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 1, 2005

Is there a lawyer in the house?

I am so mad right now I could chew nails and spit out bullets. I have been working on this book that I am ghostwriting for almost two months. When I moved I sent the guy an email with my new contact information, including new email address (because I left AOL). I have sent him an email every week,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

I am Deep Throat

Sure you are...I woke this morning, as I do every monring, to CNN. I know that sounds like somethng odd to fall asleep too but it tends to drown out all the chatter in my skull and it, along with the 200 mg of Benadryl I took last night, it allowed to sleep. But I woke to the news that an elderly... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 30, 2005

This is a job interview question????

A friend of mine recently interviewed for a job as a copy editor at a magazine. She told me that she felt like she did ok except for this one question. If it was asked of you, how would you answer? You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

The real difference between the sexes...

An ear is just an ear... A man lost both ears in an accident. And despite serching,no plastic surgeon could offer him any solution. Finally he heard of a very good doctor in Sweden. So the man went to him. The new surgeon examined the man and after much thought and research he told the man that he... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Art Bites Life

The season finale of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" was even for those of us who love the show, certainly not the worst episode but it was not a barn burner either (in fact...my addled brained mind had to re watch it to get the whole story...not Mr. Wolf's problem....just lack of litium). So imagine... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Oprah Says somethng I like

"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate." -- Oprah Winfrey On a day like today this one sentence is like a life line. I spoke this morning again with Social Security and for as much as the Orangeburg office is trying to straighten the mess out, the... Sign in to see full entry.

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