Christmas shopping online!
Seriously, I am not trying to sell this item nor inspire anyone to buy it. Just... read the comments. http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top Yes, look at the product, appreciate its elegant simplicity, and then scroll down, down, down to the comments... Sign in to see full entry.