Riddle me this: For adnohr and kabu Question: What did zero say to eight? Answer: Nice belt Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Sunday, May 28, 2017
for adnohr....the joke wasn't correct the way I found it....I had to change something What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 27, 2017
lil johnny on the loose
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 26, 2017
statistics professor
A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. "I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, May 25, 2017
Oh adnohr and kabu....this one is for both of you How do crazy people walk through the forest? The take the psycho path! Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 24, 2017
Riddle me this
For Adnohr What do you call Santa's helpers? subordinate clauses Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
puns for adnohr
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll. I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around. What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet. Claustrophobic people are... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, May 22, 2017
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quarantine
"I hate to have to tell you this", said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, "but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will have to quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna." "That's terrible!" Said the distraught young man, quickly... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, May 21, 2017
doctor doctor
An old man visited his doctor for help with a problem. "Doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I fart all the time. It's weird because they are silent and odorless, but they keep coming out. In fact, I've farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?" The doctor replied, "Here, take one of... Sign in to see full entry.