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Sunday, May 28, 2017

for adnohr....the joke wasn't correct the way I found it....I had to change something What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 26, 2017

statistics professor

A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. "I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Oh adnohr and kabu....this one is for both of you How do crazy people walk through the forest? The take the psycho path! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Riddle me this

For Adnohr What do you call Santa's helpers? subordinate clauses Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

puns for adnohr

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll. I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around. What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet. Claustrophobic people are... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 22, 2017

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quarantine

"I hate to have to tell you this", said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, "but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will have to quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna." "That's terrible!" Said the distraught young man, quickly... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

doctor doctor

An old man visited his doctor for help with a problem. "Doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I fart all the time. It's weird because they are silent and odorless, but they keep coming out. In fact, I've farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?" The doctor replied, "Here, take one of... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny... Sign in to see full entry.

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