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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest. "Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 10, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 9, 2017

puns for adnohr

What's the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nut are under a buck. What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!" Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 7, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2017

lil johnny strikes again

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.” Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 3, 2017

lil johnny strikes again

– Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry? – Because I helped her. – But that is a good thing! What did you help her with? – I helped her eat her gummy bears. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 30, 2017

lil johnny and the birds and bees

Lil Johnny's father asked him if he knows about the birds and bees. Crying Lil Johnny says I don't want to know! His father, confused, asks why. Crying lil Johnny says first there's no Santa Claus and no Easter bunny and no tooth fairy and if you are about to tell me that grown ups really don't have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

lil johnny strikes again and he sure does know a lot about sex!

Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?” Little Johnny thinks about... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 24, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Teacher: George Washington chopped down his daddy's cherry treee and he also admitted to doing it. Do you know why he wasn't punished for it? Lil Johnny: Because George was holding an axe? Sign in to see full entry.

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