Here's Your Daily Groaner!
What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth! What did the pumpkin say when it was feeling queasy? I’m not feeling so gourd. What do you get when you divide your Jack-o'-lantern's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin-pi! Why was the Jack-o'-lantern forgetful? Because he's... Sign in to see full entry.