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If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled? Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable. A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little... Sign in to see full entry.