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Dave was boasting to his co-worker one day, saying, 'You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone. Anyone! And I know them.' Tired of his bragging, his co-worker called his bluff, saying, 'OK, Dave, how about Keanu Reeves?' 'Yep,' Dave says. 'Keanu and I are old friends, and I can... Sign in to see full entry.