Here's Your Daily Groan!
@#$@$#@$#@####%%^^&&&&@#%%^&&@# What do New Year’s Day parades have in common with Santa Claus? No one is awake to see either of them. What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other. What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop! What do you call... Sign in to see full entry.