Here's Your Daily Groan!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho. What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. How much did Santa pay for... Sign in to see full entry.