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Monday, September 5, 2005

Update Your Product Lists, People

Now I understand why the guy I did some html work for a few years back was so insistent on getting the products on the webpage. I have the product in my hand. I bought it at a store. It ain't on the company webpage nowhere. Problem is, when Wal-Mart runs out they may not reorder. They are known for... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Devolution of Man Continues. Film At 11.

eLooters? The following is a letter that has been forwarded a bit in email. I am posting it here because I think people ought to know. __ To all DC Government personnel: We have received information indicating that Internet domain names are being created that could be used to lure unwary users into... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 4, 2005

DON'T PEE IN MY SOUP BOWL AND TELL ME IT'S BROTH

If ever the words BAD IDEA apply it's when a scientist tries to transform a thigh into a breast. If you only eat breasts and wings at the local chicken shack, you really need to suck it up on occasion and dig into a drumstick or thigh. There is too much processing of food as it is...from table sugar... Sign in to see full entry.

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GROSS: But it's my fault

Mom bought a couple of spaghetti squashes and gave me one of them. That was back in June, I think. I guess I just didn't feel like cooking it when I first got hold of it, so it sat on the kitchen table amid the other junk that't there...the kitchen table being more of a raised, open cabinet, than a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 3, 2005

Evil Eye

My date and I walk into the restaurant this afternoon. We said the whole two for lunch thing to the hostess and the other hospitality guy was walking us to our table. As we walk by, I glance over at a black woman sitting at a table to my left and she gives me this disapproving look. My date is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Earning Gas Money

I put in 11 hours of overtime this week. Looks like I may have to apply every cent above my basic 40 hours towards the gas tank for a while. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 2, 2005

Is That For Volume or Distance?

This is the question I always ask whenever a man and woman at work are engaged in a pissing contest. The guys don't always win. Sign in to see full entry.

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An unpopular take on the crisis

The more I read stories like THIS, the more I want to pull the injured and the folks who actually need rescuing OUT and leave the inmates to themselves. I do have some concerns about the criminal element escaping to other places and causing havoc. I'm probably not going to buy a gun, but I'm not... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 1, 2005

Stealth: Not A Review

I "interviewed" the cop who got out of this car. He said the Austin Police Dept. has had these new low profile cars since October of 2004. "I love it," he said, "people do all sorts of stuff around me...they tailgate me, they pass me. And when I pull them over they say, 'oh yea, I knew you were a... Sign in to see full entry.

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