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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Simple Home Remedies!

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Newtons Laws On Love

Newtons Laws On Love Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Caution on your first day of work

Be Careful On Your First Day At The Job..... A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Aging...

An aging man had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 11, 2008

How to ask for a salary increase.....

How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase... One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!! Dear Bo $$ In thi $ life, we all need $ ome thing mo $ t de $ perately. I think you $ hould be under $ tanding the need $ of u $. We are worker $ who have given $ o... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 9, 2008

Retirement Planning

Retirement Planning If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 2, 2008

Three Pretty Good Ones....

Frank was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from to 200 in less then 6 seconds – AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! The next morning Frank got up early and left for work. When his wife... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 1, 2008

The Bike....

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Vaccum Salesman

Vaccum Salesman A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Skippin'

Skippin' An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having... Sign in to see full entry.

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Just thought I'd throw in a blog that has little bits of stuff that has been sent to me by email, bulletins, etc... I hope that some of it is entertaining...and I hope not to insulting, if I can insult myself..no one should have to much of a problem with any of this.....:)

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